Scriptures to Ponder

Do not let this book of the law depart from your mouth meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. Joshua 1:8 Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouth, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, so that it may benefit those who listen. Ephesians 4:29 The Lord does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at the outward apprearance, but the Lord looks at the heart. 1 Samuel 16:7 For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Then you will call upon me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you. Jeremiah 29:11

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

For real??

The other day my grandfather told me that he heard of a guy that asked a girl, "hey do you work for UPS?" The lady was like no, why? He replied back, "because that's an awfully nice package that you have there."

She was not impressed. If I was that girl, I would not be either if I would have been her. However, I thought it was very funny. I've not every had anyone try one of those ridiculous pick up lines on me, thank goodness - I'd probably bust up in their face. But I did have a guy that gave me the head nod & wink at WAL MART the other day. Creepy!

What's the best pick up line you've heard or used?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's a dad for ya

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